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thetenspot 083. - Happiest Moments

March 5th, 2008 (05:34 pm)

current mood: content

TEN happiest moments of your life.

01. Meeting Paulie.
02. Establishing my best friendship-ery with Leah.
03. Passing Albegra.
04. Running into Vanessa at the mall that one day.
05. Finally nailing the guitar solo from "Sweet Child of Mine" without screwing up.
06. The first time the baby ever kicked.
07. Getting my first guitar for Christmas.
08. The day Liberty Bell was born.
09. The day Bren finally got those dogs she wanted and got off of my back about my allergies.
10. When I sent my "mother" an enormous (dead) cacti arrangement as retribution.

Character l Juno MacGuff
Fandom l Movies (Juno)

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muse_pens 3.6 - Acceptance Speech

March 5th, 2008 (05:26 pm)

current mood: silly

You’ve won an award; write your acceptance speech

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theatrical_muse 220 - Magical Potion

March 5th, 2008 (05:11 pm)

current mood: curious

If you could buy a magic potion, what would it be?

Oh, dude. If something like Harry Potter really existed, and I could totally go and buy potions and shizz from the likes of the Weasley twins (RIP Fred), and if this sort of potion even existed or could be concocted, I would totally buy a potion where I could inherit the godliest of all musical talents. Like, if I could buy some sort of potion that would make me the best guitar player in the history of history, I would stock up and pretend like I just practiced really hard to achieve that sort of skill.

Or if that's completely re-dic, I'd get something to make me see through clothing. I mean, not that I really want to see certain body parts on certain people, but it'd be really useful when the track team ran by. I mean, I can't help it if I just picture pork swords without wanting to. I'd want to put my suspicions to the test, though, so if I could see through those gold jersey shorts, that'd be totally rad.

OR! If that's even more re-dic and pointless, I would get a potion that would allow me to get rid of all bad music in the world. Or to just be immune to its killing and ear-bleeding effects or something. The likes of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera and all of the shizz like that? POOF! It's gone, for good. Thank God.

Maybe I should just go outside, pick a bunch of herbs and grass and whatnot and throw it into a pot of boiling water. Either I'll kill my insides and they'll shrivel up like slugs in salt, or I'll become a wizard. Or a witch. I guess I have a 50/50 shot. It's worth a try.

Character l Juno MacGuff
Fandom l Movies (Juno)
Word Count l 294

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eclecticmuses March

March 5th, 2008 (04:56 pm)

current mood: pensive

Based on this picture.

The Penny Saver. Who knew that it'd turn into a Fetus Saver, too? As I sat on the park bench across from Leah, I adjusted the large sunglasses sitting on the bridge of my nose and took a sip of my blue slushee. Leah was perusing and reading some of the ads outloud, but all of them sounded so .. trite. So forced. So immaculately perfect. And maybe the perfect thing was what scared me away initially. I didn't want absolutely perfect parents for my unborn; besides, who the hell was perfect, anyway? God knows that the couple could've turned out to be molesters or rapists or something, but were absolutely amazing on paper. And they could've just been looking for another victim to hold hostage in their house. And some of those couples were just God damn greedy. You already have kids. Stop trying to steal more from a young uterus, will you?

The sort of couple I wanted wasn't the one that I ended up picking. I wanted a Graphic Designer or something awesomely rad. And the Asian girlfriend was definitely a requirement. It would automatically up the ante of the tubular factor. At least, for me.

But, sitting on that bench, I guess something inside of me snapped. Seeing the disgustingly perfect picture of Mark and Vanessa told me something. I couldn't have told you what it was at the time, and I don't think I could tell you now. All I know is that even through the pixelated, grainy, black and white obstacles of that cheap Penny Saver, I could tell there was something special. Something about them. Or maybe it was just the delirium brought on by the blue slushee that caused me to think that they were the ones, in which case all hail the blue slushee. It was right. At least, half right.

All I know is that it hadn't been so long ago that I had sat on that park bench without anything growing inside of me, except for maybe some mold on a week-old hamburger I ate. But there wasn't anything substantial inside of my stomach. Or around my stomach. I didn't eat the kid. And every time I go back to that bench, my hand reaches for where my body was once engorged with a child, with life. And when I glance down to see that the semi-permanent fat suit is no longer being worn, something inside of me twinges.

What I can tell you, with certainty, is that both me and that park bench will never be the same.

Character l Juno MacGuff
Fandom l Movies (Juno)
Word Count l 430

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thetenspot 079. - Ten Facts About Paulie Bleeker

February 18th, 2008 (10:54 pm)

current mood: hehe

TEN things you know about someone else.

01. He's great in chair.
02. He's going to be a great dad someday.
03. He's the best as far as boyfriends go.
04. He's the best as far as friends go, too.
05. He's got some mad skills on that guitar of his.
06. His track running capabilities are hard to be beaten.
07. He's no longer a virgin.
08. He and I share the same level of being creeped out by Leah's obsession with older, bearded teachers.
09. He did not take Katrina "Stink-Eye-Lipton-Landing" Davort to prom.
10. Him = Cheese. Me = Macaroni.

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Fandom l Movies (Juno)

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muse_pens 2.8 - Slipped Inside Leah's Locker

February 18th, 2008 (10:50 pm)

current mood: serious

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theatrical_muse 218 - Lying Parents

February 18th, 2008 (10:25 pm)

current mood: okay

Write about a lie your parents told you.

I'm sure that if I thought real long and real hard about this, I could find something to write. Like, when they said that a certain piece of Halloween candy was poison, but then ended up eating it later on when he thought I was sleeping. Or when they said a piece of breaded meat had been chicken when it was really fillet. But I'm used to those.

No. Despite all of their short comings, they really never lied to me. Except my Mother. I think she lies to me when she writes "I love you, Juno!" in the cards she sends with her birthday cacti arrangement. She even draws a little deceptive smiley face to try and cover up the scent of her lies. It's not as if I couldn't already figure out that she was doing it just to ease her own guilt for abandoning the fruit of her loins.

I guess that's not something I can really judge her for anymore. I'm not any better in that department. But I think that when my kid starts having birthdays, I'm going to drive out to Saint Cloud and actually visit it. No Coyote Ugly shizz for me.

Besides, as much fun as a kid can have with a plant that pierces your flesh, I think having an actual person around might be better.

Character l Juno MacGuff
Fandom l Movies (Juno)
Word Count l 225

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thetenspot 075. - Therapy

February 5th, 2008 (11:59 am)

current mood: amused

TEN things you should talk to a therapist about.

I'm a friggin' field day.

01. Getting pregnant.
02. Opting out of procuring a hasty abortion.
03. Why "fingernails" seemed to stick with me when Su-Chin told me outside of Women Now.
04. The friggin' odd turn my relationship with Mark took.
05. My slightly disgusting obsession with my guitar.
06. The fact that I won't ever trade in my Toyota Previa for any BMW in the world.
07. My "mother's" abandonment and reliability when it comes to sending a cactus.
08. Getting pregnant, again for good measure.
09. Giving the miniature person up for adoption.
10. Having a sister with the name Liberty Bell.

Character l Juno MacGuff
Fandom l Movies (Juno)

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February 3rd, 2008 (09:49 pm)

current mood: heh

Blair Witch Project. Tonight. 8PM. Starz. My house.

Bring the living room set. (And don't forget the Tiger rug).

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